Favorite Kinja names

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 11/05/2020 at 22:29 • Filed to: kinja'd

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OK, so maybe the end is near. Hopefully it’s not. This isn’t the first time this is happened. I think we should take a moment to reflect upon our favorite Kinja names. My personal favorite just gave me a star for a FP comment I made. I have always loved this name.

It’s so good. But there are a lot of good ones. What’s your favorite?

CB > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 22:35

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haha-go-and-hand-crank-your-model-t or whatever his name was was always a joy.

And of course, Vajazzle McDidlertits.

For Sweden > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 22:35

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Multipla Orgasms will always be my liege

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 22:40

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Our very own ‘ Multipla Orgasms’ is pretty good. Especially when you imagine a non-Oppo/Jalop reading that.

I think a lot of the usernames here dedicated to cars, especially more obscure on es, leave people on Fur Face Friday and any other Kinjaverse sites confused and I kinda like that. My own username is intentionally a hopelessly obscure reference to a more well know reference. 

I know there have been lots of good FP ones but I can’t think of many. Shame. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 22:42

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Haha dude! Didn't show up at the time but you technically beat me by 5 minutes.

shop-teacher > CB 11/05/2020 at 22:46

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Solid choices.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 22:51

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ClassicDatsunDebate > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 22:54

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Rude Negro

TomCruiseIsWeird

PumpkinSpies

Are a few that come to mind.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 22:58

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The amusement and FIAT-related pun in this one always got my goat!

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:01

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Mergio  Sarchionne. Hands down.

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 11/05/2020 at 23:02

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I forgot about Mergio!

RIP!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:03

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always liked “not enough day drinking”

shop-teacher > ClassicDatsunDebate 11/05/2020 at 23:03

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Rude Negro definitely was rude.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:05

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Multipl aOrgasms

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:05

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Never forget.

gokstate > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:06

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Sesquipedalian loqacious, ad aspera per absurdum, drakkon prefers his chicken rare and his beer shaken, not stirred; emilminty  --any of those folks hang out around here?

ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove 11/05/2020 at 23:08

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Didn’t Fiat Chrysler actually go after him, or was that a previous incarnation of the name?

Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked 11/05/2020 at 23:12

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They asked Jalopnik to tell him to take it down. That’s whey he switched the first letters and added the joke nose and eye glasses to the picture to make it more clear that it was a joke account.

ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove 11/05/2020 at 23:15

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I wonder if it got all the way up to Marchionne himself, or if one of his underlings just found it and intercepted it

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/05/2020 at 23:19

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That's the clear favorite of Oppo. You're the third person to list that one.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:24

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End near? Did I miss something?

facw > shop-teacher 11/05/2020 at 23:30

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I’ll put in a good word for “Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street”, not because it’s an especially clever name, but thinking of that video always brings a smile to my face.

Unfortunately, apparently the video has been made private! I assume there must still be a copy out there, but I can only find this little snippet of it:

Edit: However, in my searching, I did see claims (seemingly true?) that this is the same guy:  http://archive.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/free/20140108man-arrested-after-police-chase-paradise-valley.html

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 11/05/2020 at 23:31

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Unfortunately, yes. We’ve received word in advance of the incoming apocalypse. No, not the one happening outside, the one happening in the Kinjaverse. Typical executive incompetence where low profits mean cut the things that you did well and double down on what you do poorly.

Basically all community blogs and personal blogs will be wiped before the end of the year. In all likelihood. The drones in legal don’t like something in between the lines in a new law regarding user generated content. They’re really committed to burning the bridges in front of them and behind them, aren’t they? I think they may just burn the whole island down.

Also, join the Discord just in case.

Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked 11/05/2020 at 23:33

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I tend to think not, but it’s fun to hope it did.

Jim Spanfeller > shop-teacher 11/06/2020 at 00:04

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I swear at some point there was someone on Kinja with the username “this username is for sale”... 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > shop-teacher 11/06/2020 at 00:24

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oldwomanyellsatclods

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Chariotoflove 11/06/2020 at 02:20

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Do you know if that account became Garlos Chosn, or was that an entirely separate Kinja commenter ?

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 11/06/2020 at 05:59

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Why not Duesenberg? XD

shop-teacher > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/06/2020 at 07:33

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I don't remember that one, but it's great.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > shop-teacher 11/06/2020 at 07:48

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hahayoustupidludditeshutupandcrankyourmodeltalready

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB 11/06/2020 at 07:48

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hahayoustupidludditeshutupandcrankyourmodeltalready. My choice.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 11/06/2020 at 07:57

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Was this actually confirmed from a G/O staffer or just another impending doom notice, as happens every few months?

I think I’m already in Discord.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 11/06/2020 at 08:52

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I'm not sure where it came from but I suspect it was via Jalopnik staffers. 

UserNotFound > shop-teacher 11/06/2020 at 08:56

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James Glickenhaus

I just like that it’s actually James Glickenhaus.

Chariotoflove > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 11/06/2020 at 09:02

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Oh I think  that was someone else. I didn’t pay much attention.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Urambo Tauro 11/06/2020 at 19:42

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:)

Stef Schrader > shop-teacher 11/07/2020 at 01:50

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The ones that are plays on Kinja’s messages are the best, like “ This is what we’ll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:” and “and 100 more. ” Those make me laugh. 

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 11/07/2020 at 08:49

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Those are good! "And 100 more" got me a few times.